★ RARE.CODES ★

🏎️ !! UNDER CONSTRUCTION !! 💾

WELCOME TO RARE.CODES — WE WRITE SOFTWARE — NO POPUPS (our lawyer made us stop) — IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR MODEM IS FAST ENOUGH — CHECK OUT OUR GUESTBOOK (broken since 1998) —

⚡ WHO WE ARE ⚡

We are RARE.CODES. We write software — basically, without all the BS.

We’ll figure out what you need. Write what you need, not what you don’t. Yeah. That’s all.

🏁 CURRENT LAP STATUS 🏁

$ ./deploy.sh --vibes=aggressive
[OK] compiled jokes
[OK] Spray painted flames on production
[WARN] HTTPS still cooler than your Geocities midi
[TODO] replace this page with something respectable
       (no promises)

// TODO: invent time machine, email this page to 1997
You are visitor number
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★★★★★ GeoCities Certified Netscape Now! Made with Notepad.exe No Tables Were Harmed*

📧 CONTACT 📧

Serious inquiries / unserious memes:
ryan@rare.codes

* we used CSS anyway. the 90s would be disappointed in us. also proud.